The whole topic of Bigfoot has really raised some eyebrows in the recent weeks. Lucky for us, the anthropological masters over at Manchild Drink Beer have sifted through billions of hours of footage to bring you the most informative news on the subject. Check out the 2 videos below to learn about the origins of the new findings, as well as what the alleged creature had with him when he was found.

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One thing’s for sure, Angel Pantoja Medina, the 24-year-old Puerto Rican man whose last wish was to be stood up for the entirety of his own wake, bring’s a whole new meaning to the term “gangsta lean”:

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.

His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Hard as F.

According to founder Tim Westergren, yes:

Founder Tim Westergren has stated that the service is approaching a “pull-the-plug kind of decision” for the service. Why is this happening? Last year, web radio giants were hit with outrageously ridiculous fees by a federal panel for every song that would be played on their stations. This caused a lot of services to either shutdown, or go through what Pandora has been experiencing for the past year. In doing so, it seems the financial problems the music industry has set out to create in order to win the constant battle between rights, piracy, and copyrighted music, are working.

I didn’t even know they had an app for the iPhone, fuckers. Hopefully they don’t fuck off for at least a couple of more days so I have a chance to try it out, figure out that it sucks and move on to something better.

Apparently San Francisco’s Castro District, long known as ground zero of the American gay culture, has been attracting tour buses full of gawkers of late:

In the last three months, large tour buses have begun to park in the area on Thursday and Sunday afternoons, opening their doors and sending hundreds of tourists out to gawk and snap photos of the exotic sight of two men holding hands.

For gay and lesbian residents, who are doing nothing more remarkable than, say, walking over to Cliff’s Hardware Store, the idea that as many as six tour buses could turn up at once seems bizarre. They also worry that the upcoming release of the movie “Milk,” based on the life story of Castro Street politician Harvey Milk, will just be another step toward turning the Castro into a kind of urban theme park for looky-loos.

“It is the spectacle of people who might be different. That’s all it is,” said attorney Rob Guite, a Castro resident. “The tourists appear to have little regard for the neighborhood and its residents and view the stop as akin to visiting a zoo or other attraction where they are entertained by exhibits or animals.”

I don’t know why people would go through all that trouble just to see a couple of dudes holding hands or swapping some spit, when you could just go here or here and see shit that’s way better.

Hey Florida Keys, are you READY TO ROCK!!!!